‘Okay, how much do you want?’

A Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. Her master’s wife was very upset about
that and decided to talk to her about the raise.

She asked: ‘Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?’

Maria: ‘Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I want an increase. The first
is that I iron better than you.’

Wife: ‘Who said you iron better than me?’

Maria: ‘Jor husband say so.’

Wife: ‘Oh.’

Maria: ‘The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.’

Wife: ‘Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?’

Maria: ‘Jor husband did.’

Wife: ‘Oh.’

Maria: ‘The third reason is that I am better than you in bed.’

Wife: (really furious now) ‘Did my husband say that as well?’

Maria: ‘No Señora…the gardener did.’

Wife: ‘Okay, how much do you want?’

taken from cintabappenas@yahoogroups.com

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