A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde lady already inside who greeted him with a bright,”T-G-I-F”
He smiled at her and replied,”S-H-I-T”
She looked puzzled and repeated,”T-G-I-F,” more slowly.
He again answered,”S-H-I-T.”
The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly,”T-G-I-F.”
The man smiled back to her and once again,”S-H-I-T.”
The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain.’T-G-I-F’ means ‘Thank God, It’s Friday.’ Get it, duuhhh?”
The man answered,”S-H-I-T’ means ‘Sorry, Honey, It’s Thursday’— duuhhh”