PELAJARAN MANAJEMEN & POLITIK

Suatu hr trjd prmpokn di bank. Prmpok brtriak kpd smua org di bank, “Jgn brgrak! Uang ini smua mlk Negra. Hdp anda adlh mlk anda.” Smua org di banking hall kmdian tiarap.

Hal ini dsbt “Mind changing concept – Mrbah cr brfkir”, smua org brhsl mrbah cr brfkir dr cr yg biasa mnjd cr kreatif.

Slh satu nsbah yg sexy mncba mrayu prmpok. Tp mlh mmbuat prmpok marah dn brtriak, “Yg sopan mbak!! Kmi ini prmpok bank bkn pmrkosa!” Hl ini disbt “Being profsional – Brtndak profsional”, fokus hnya pd pkrjaan ssuai prsdur yg dbrikn.

Stlh sls mrmpok bank dn kmbl ke rmh, prmpok muda yg lulsn MBA dr unvrstas trknal brkta kpd prmpok tua yg hnya lulsn SD, “Bang, skrg kta htung hsl rmpokn kta.” Prmpok tua mnjwb, “Dsar bdoh. Uang yg kra rmpok bnyk, repot mnghtungnya. Kta tnggu sj brta TV, psti ada brta mngnai jmlh uang yg kta rmpok!”, hal ini dsbt “Experience – Pnglman”, pnglman lbh pnting drpd slmbar ijzah dri unvrstas.

Smntra di bank yg drmpok, si Manajer bank brkta kpd Kpla Cabgnya utk sgr lpor ke polsi. Tp Kpla Cabg brkta, “Tnggu dl, kta ambil dl 10 mlr utk kta bgi dua. Nnti totalnya kta lporkn sbg uang yg drmpok”, hl ini dsbt “Swim With Th Tide – Ikuti arus”, mngbah stuasi yg sulit mnjd keuntgn prbdi.

Kmdian Kpla Cabgnya brkta, “Algkah indahnya jk trjd prmpokn tiap bln”, hal ini dsbt “Killing Boredom – Mghlgkan Kbosnan”, kbhgiaan prbdi jauh lbh pnting dr pkrjaan anda.

Keesokan hrnya, brita di TV mlporkn uang 100 Mlr drmpok dr bank. Prmpok mghtung uang rmpokn dn prmpok sgt mrka “Kta ssah pyah mrmpok cm dpt 20 Mlr, org bank tnpa usha dpt 80 Mlr.

Pelajaran politik (KOTOR): Biarkan org/partai lain bkrja dn mnjd tumbal utk s-bsar2nya keuntgn-mu/prtaimu

Mobil Listrik Nasional akan Diproduksi Massal di 2015

http://finance.detik.com/read/2013/05/30/135528/2260288/1036/mobil-listrik-nasional-akan-diproduksi-massal-di-2015

Weleh2 ini udah benar2 kah persiapannya atau hanya isapan jempol? Kesihan deh nanti menteri yg profesor unlam ini kena tepu2 lagi.

gila vs bego

“Bus pembawa pasien2 RS Jiwa, terpaksa berhenti di jalanan karena ban kempes…

Waktu sdg menukar BAN, si Supir tdk sengaja menendang 4 baut ke selokan & HILANG”
Dengan paniknya Si Supir berteriak : ” Ya ampun… gimana Gue mesti pasang ban kalo tdk ada baut22nya”

Salah satu PASIEN GILA ngomel dari dalam BIS : “Bang … Copotin aja 1 baut dari masing2 3RODA yg ada, Terus pasang ketiga BAN-nya, jadi tiap BAN dapet 3 BAUT… nanti kalo ada TOKO BAUT, tinggal beli dech tuh 4 BAUT. ….. “

Si Supir langsung lega : ” Bener juga kata Lu … Tapi … kenapa Lu bisa masuk RS JIWA sihh … “

Si Pasen langsung jawab : H E L L O O  …  Pliiiisssss. … Deeehh .. Kita ini cuma GILA tauuuu …  bukan BEGO kaya Loe … !!!!!

uztads, motor dan kopi

Kritik, bagaimanapun pahitnya sdh selayaknya diterima dg lapang dada.

Hanya itulah salah satu cara ampuh utk meningkatkan kesempurnaan diri melalui perbaikan tiada henti. Kapanpun, dimanapun, dan kritik oleh siapapun.

Terlalu sering hati kita sedih, haru, dan juga kesal menyaksikan betapa banyak petinggi, penguasa atau selebritas yg tidak mau “walks the talk!”. Mereka tidak mau dikritik, tetapi berlagak hebat dan sempurna ketika bicara di layar kaca.

Kemaren ketika bertemu dg seorang teman lama yg berbeda agama, segera saja topik meninggalnya uztads kondang mendominasi pembicaraan kami.

Ujungnya ia berkomentar ringan, ngapain ya kok uztads kita pecicilan. Meski saya bukan orang Jawa, saya paham maksudnya.

Semoga sentilan teman saya ini bisa membuka mata kita agar berani memberikan peringatan atau nasehat kepada kawan, saudara, atau rekan kerja kita jika memang sdh diperlukan.

Solidaritas dan kebersamaan tidak harus melumpuhkan nalar utk sekedar menasehati kawan dekat utk kembali ke jalur yg benar/logik!

Sawangan, sepulang kantor.

Wah Susah Komentar nih ada info begini di Yogya. Semoga Aman Yogya kita.

Solidaritas u 11 prajurit kopassus yg terlibat penyerangan cebongan.

Kami warga masyarakat jogjakarta secara khusus menyatakan :
1. Meng-apresiasi atas tindakan atas kejujuran 11 parjurit kopassus u mengakui sbg tersangka dlm kasus lapas cebongan.

2. Sbgn besar masyarakat jogjakarta tdk peduli dgn kematian ke 4 preman yg dieksekusi bhkan sgt senang jika ke 4 preman itu lebih baik mati daripada buat resah warga jogja.

3. Kita sbg wrg jogja juga lebih paham! lebih tahu! Tentang ke 4 preman dan anggota2 lainnya, yg mereka preman residivis yg sll buat anarkis,mabuk2an,pemalak, dan pembunuh berdarah dingin, pemerkosa serta terlibat kasus narkoba u tempat2 hiburan malam.

4. Mengecam keras upaya dan usaha yg berlebihan super reaktip dari pihak KOMNAS HAM , Kontras maupun sebagian anggota DPR yg seakan2 lebih membela kepentingan ke 4 preman itu dgn mati-matian. Dgn dalih ini kasus pelanggaran HAM berat. Padahal Yg seharusnya mereka urusi adalah urusan lain yg lebih penting u kepentingan masyarakat, daripada ngurusi kepentingan preman2 tengik itu.

5. Padahal Pelanggaran HAM kpd masyarakat jogja secara khusus Yg dilakukan oleh ke 4 preman dan anggota2nya lebih besar dibandingkan tindakan yg dilakukan 11 prajurit kopassus. Tapi kita liat mereka org2 Komnas HAM dan antek2nya diam seribu bahasa terhadap pelanggaran yg diperbuat preman2 itu kpd masyarakat Jogjakarta.

6. Justru dgn kematian ke 4 preman itu jujur membuat masyarakat jogja dan sbgn besar pelajar mahasiswa merasa aman & tdk terimidasi.

7. Kpd para anggota DPR pusat ataupun reporter media manapun apapun silahkan u mensurvei u dimintai pendapat kpd ratusan ribu bhkn sejuta Warga jogjakarta sekitarny dari tingkat RT RW dukuh lurah camat bupati dan dari berbagai kalangan pegawai negeri maupun swasta, pedagang, dan para pelajar serta mahasiswa sbgn besar yg mereka inginkan adalah JOGJA AMAN TANPA PREMANISME. SILAHKAN KELUAR JOGJA JIKA HANYA MENJADI PREMAN DIJOGJA

OPENING REMARKS DR. SUSILO BAMBANG YUDHOYONO AT THE FOURTH MEETING OFTHE CO-CHAIRS OF THE UN HIGH-LEVEL PANEL OF EMINENT PERSONS ON THE POST-2015 DEVELOPMENT AGENDA WITH MEMBERS OF THE PANEL BALI, 27 MARCH 2013

Pidato Presiden
Bali, Rabu, 27 Maret 2013
 
 
My fellow Co-Chair, President Ellen Johnson Sirleaf,Distinguished members of the Panel,Representatives from civil society, academia, youth as well as the private sector,Distinguished guests, Ladies and gentlemen,
 
At the outset, I would like to welcome you all to Bali. It is an honor for Indonesia to host the fourth meeting of the High-Level Panel.
 
I am also pleased that our meeting today benefit from a series of preceding discussions in this very island. I appreciate very much the dedications of the various stakeholders to deliberate on various relevant issues to our Agenda. For this, I wish to thank all the stakeholders for sharing the visions, enthusiasm, and aspiration of the Co-Chairs and members of the Panel. I am confident that your inputs will further enrich the works of the Panel. 
 
We all share a vision on the urgency to eradicate poverty in all its forms in our time. We must strive to improve the welfare of our peoples, and create a better world through a just and inclusive development for all. This is not exclusively for our generation, but also for the generations of our children and grand-children.
 
And we all also share a common enthusiasm to form a true global anti-poverty alliance. To combat global poverty, we need to establish the right framework for a new development path. And to achieve this, we need to pool our resources and empower the poor. 
 
My Fellow Co-Chair, Distinguished members of the Panel, After our three meetings, in New York, London, and Monrovia, we have been able to agree on many important elements of the new development agenda.
 
We agree that the ultimate objective of the new agenda is to end poverty. And critical to this objective is ensuring the basic needs of individuals at the household level. These basic needs include, among others, health services, education, food, energy, clean water, and housing. 
 
Therefore, our approach to the agenda should emphasise on inclusive growth, equity, environmetal protection, peace, security, justice, and freedom.
 
We also agree that sustaining prosperity needs more than just economic growth. We need both economic and social transformation that empowers people to lift themselves out of poverty. And through the role of government, we need to develop the national building blocks that sustain prosperity. These building blocks include, among others, job creation, increased productivity, improved competitiveness, new technology and innovation, infra-structure development, and stronger domestic institutions.
 
We believe that this transformation should involve sustainable growth with equity, transparent management of natural resources, and private sector’s active contribution. It should also include new development partnerships—a subject that becomes the central theme of this Bali meeting.
 
Excellency,Distinguished members of the Panel,We have a full day ahead of us to discuss the global aspects of the new development agenda. We should reflect on global partnerships and means of implementation, including cooperation and Financeing for development. 
 
Our discussions should also touch on the revitalization of global governance through coherent and effective coordination. 
 
Moreover, we should exchange views on the priorities for the global development agenda. And on the policies and strategies that the international community should adopt in response to global challenges.
 
I have every confidence that today, we will be able to shape our common understanding on pertinent points under the theme.
 
This is essential to ensure the progress in the finalization of the Post-2015 Development Agenda, and in particular our first draft outcome document. 
 
Despite the time spent for our discussions is relatively short, yet, I am confident that the results will not be short-lived—they will define and decide the fate of our future generations.
 
Thank you.

Bereskn pak wamen !

http://m.detik.com/news/kanal/605/detiknews Bereskan pak, jangan hanya omdo. memang antara teori dan praktek tidaklah mudah tapi bisa dituntaskan